“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi 
foodnun:

I LAUGH EVERYTIME
a-suicidal-boy:

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ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

kaiiruh:

starrious:

sorry for my ugly handwriting guys

wow this is the most perfect thing ever.. 
travelingcolors:

Kuala Lumpur | Malaysia (by Mohamad Zaidi Photography)

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

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i found a picture

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westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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